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    In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, wheretheir family member lay gravely ill.
    Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

    "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
    the worried faces.

    The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
    Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
    brain yourselves."

    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a
    great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

    The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200
    for a female brain."

    The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
    avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

    A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
    everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the
    entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to
    mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been
    used." What I feel like doing at work every day.

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    Hee hee hee that's quite a funny one
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

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    Hehe - so true!!
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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