At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne,
a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides
that after their wedding she and Morris should
have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned
that her new but aged husband may overexert
himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares
herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the
door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom
ready for action.

They unite as one...All goes well, Morris leaves his
bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another
knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris.
Again he is ready for more "action."

Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more
coupling. When the newlyweds are done,
Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight
and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you
guessed it - Morris is back again, rapping on the
door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action." And, once again they enjoy each

But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young
bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less than a third of
your age who were only good once.
You are truly a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne
and says: "You mean I was here already?"

The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting
old, Alzheimer's has it's advantages