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    Default 25 signs you've grown up

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 A.M. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time McDonalds closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 A.M. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

    24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    OMG...all true! All of em!

    Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~Bitter
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    And so many more...
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    All of the McDonalds around here never close...they're open 24/7

    Does that mean I'm not a grown-up since I know that?
    Dramatically overdramatic

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    Omgz!
    If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

    - Kahlil Gibran

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    Oh that's depressing.

    I thought of one the other day..
    Waking up I thought.. I slept wrong..(aches and pains) years ago I could slept ALL DAY and did..and I never hurt when I got up.
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    Not even half of those apply to me-I don't know whether I should feel worried, or relieved.
    "Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

    "The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance." -Benjamin Franklin

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    Guess I haven't grown up yet.

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    ^"Grown up" is overrated!
    "Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

    "The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance." -Benjamin Franklin

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    ^ Yeah!

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    'You hear your favourite song on an elevator'

    , classic!

    I also knew I'd grown up when my Mum started discussing her sex life with me.

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    I knew I was grown when I gave the sex talk to my MOM!!


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    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.


    LMAO!

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    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    Yes. This is a very new one. I didn't like it one bit. When the joke was over, all I could muster up was a Heh, heh.

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    People telling you 'I can tell you, you're old enough now..'


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