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    Talking Dear God

    Alright, I'm just going to type these out because they're so damn cute. These are actual children's letters to God.

    Dear God,
    Instead of letting people die, why don't you just keep the ones you got now?
    Jane

    Dear God,
    I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?
    Neil

    Dear God,
    I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
    Ruth M.

    Dear God,
    In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
    Jennifer

    Dear God,
    I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.
    Elliot

    Dear God,
    I am American, what are you?
    Robert

    Dear God,
    Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
    Joyce

    Dear God,
    I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in my family and I can never do it.
    Nan

    Dear God,
    Please put another holiday between Chrismas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
    Ginny

    Dear God,
    If you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
    Mickey D.

    Dear God,
    If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
    Denise

    God,
    I would like to live 900 years, like the guy in the bible.
    Love,
    Chris

    Dear God,
    If you give me a genie lamp like in Alladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
    Raphael

    We read Edison made light, but in sunday school they said you did. So I bet he stoled your idea.
    Sincerly,
    Donna

    Dear God,
    If you let the dinosaur not extinct, we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
    Jonathan

    Dear God,
    Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
    Peter

    Dear God,
    Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
    Larry

    President Barack Obama
    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    those are so cute!
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    Very awesome. I liked the dinosaur one the best.

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    Those are hilarious!
    If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

    - Kahlil Gibran

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    I loved all of those! I am in love with how honest children are.

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    the fact that they are kids gives us no right to read their letters.. and cosidering to whom they were for.. sticking our noses to such personal matter... shameful!
    good from far but far from good.

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    *backs out of thread slowly*
    President Barack Obama
    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Dear God,
    If you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
    Mickey D.


    This is the cutest.


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    Dear God,
    Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
    Joyce


    Love it.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    These are so cute. My daughter, who was about 4 or 5 at the time, was asked by her Sunday School teacher was there anything she wanted to pray for and she said,"I would like to ask God to help my mommie to not say ugly words. She called a lady fucking stupid in town yesterday." They are so honest. (Hey, the dumbass lady cut me off in traffic and almost caused me to wreck.)

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    Dear God,
    Please put another holiday between Chrismas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

    Ginny

    Dear God,

    God,
    I would like to live 900 years, like the guy in the bible.
    Love,
    Chris
    These two are brilliant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post

    This is the cutest.

    agree

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    They were funny

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    Out of the mouths of babes -- I love this! Thanks for posting...and if you don't mind, I'll copy it and send it along to a few people I know who will like it as much as I did.

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