Alright, I'm just going to type these out because they're so damn cute. These are actual children's letters to God.
Instead of letting people die, why don't you just keep the ones you got now?
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.
I am American, what are you?
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in my family and I can never do it.
Please put another holiday between Chrismas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
If you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
I would like to live 900 years, like the guy in the bible.
If you give me a genie lamp like in Alladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
We read Edison made light, but in sunday school they said you did. So I bet he stoled your idea.
If you let the dinosaur not extinct, we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.