December 5th, 2007, 06:50 PM
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Vincit qui se vincit
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The Santa in my mall is skinny!
Thats right folks... i wandered past him today and was amused to find that the man was in a size 0 suit.  He looked about 17! I questioned this and a lady said to me 'Didn't you hear? Santa's not allowed to be fat anymore'. No, I hadn't heard!
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December 5th, 2007, 07:15 PM
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^And don't forget "ho,ho,ho" is offensive to sluts and whores.
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December 5th, 2007, 07:21 PM
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I'd want to march right up to that skinny Santa with a huge box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a bag of juicy hamburgers and say "Come on now, git to eatin'. We don't take kindly to skinny Santas round these here parts!"
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December 5th, 2007, 07:27 PM
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Take a pic!
This is so sad, I can't believe Aus, of all places is being this PC! You're known for saying what you think and not being PC.
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December 5th, 2007, 07:30 PM
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Well it sucks to see a Santa that is skinnier than me. Fat Santa was my self esteem boost.  I marched right past the bakery when I saw him.
i suppose you cant leave milk and cookies anymore either!
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December 5th, 2007, 07:50 PM
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WTF!! Who said Santa can't be chubby?! That's just wrong, how is the man supposed to stay warm without insulation?
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December 5th, 2007, 07:52 PM
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I'm sorry but I don't want a skinny Santa. I want a Santa with a substantial thigh that if I sit on it with my deal breaking arse for a photo, it's not going to snap it into three pieces.
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December 6th, 2007, 12:15 AM
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^You just gave me an idea; Round up a couple of fat kids to go sit on his knee. 
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December 6th, 2007, 12:25 AM
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Doooo it! Get the fat kids on Santa's lap and get a photo for Auntie Venus 
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December 6th, 2007, 12:32 AM
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This must be the mall where FF shops.
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December 6th, 2007, 12:36 AM
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^^^hahaha.
Anyway,I thought most of the santa suits were heavily padded.
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December 6th, 2007, 05:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrsDark
This must be the mall where FF shops.
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Haha, no fat Santas allowed.
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December 6th, 2007, 12:59 PM
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There's a mall in the hills of Bel Air? Maybe it's her own Santa FF hired to hang out in the wainscotted basement of hers. He's probably not allowed to use her elevator though. Make the help use the stairs! So hard to find a good skinny Santa nowadays...
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