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    MJ in the hot tub with the jesus juice

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    omfg! LOL! Where can i get these?*





    *joke of course.
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    Bang goes another kanga on the bonnet of the van...
    Too soon to be out of me bed

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    Roadkill Raccoon is available here:
    RoadkillToys.com Designer Plush Toys - Offline
    (pics on site)

    "Our Squash-plush range looks like roadkill. Feels like roadkill. And tastes like roadkill. But theyíre not. Theyíre plush toys. Very macabre plush toys. Itís the way we make them that makes them seem so real.

    The blood and guts and gore are made using the latest high-tech stuffing and plush, to give it quite a realistic squidgy effect. The body and head and legs are made from specially sourced plush material, that gives them that tactile quality of mangy fur. The body is partly stuffed with beads, to give it extra dead weight. And unlike real roadkill itís something youíll want to take home and arrange on your bed.

    Weíve tried to make Twitch and the rest of his Squash-plush chums as life-like as possible. But at the end of the day heís only a stuffed toy. All the plush materials and stuffing weíve used are made from 100% polyester fibres, and are fully compliant with British safety laws.

    Twitchís body is stuffed with a mixture of beads and stuffing. The beads give the Squash-plush teddy a bit of extra weight, so he can lie spreadeagled in his blood and gut-pool. The blood and guts and gore are made using the latest, cutting edge stuffing. Itís a special new micro-bead stuffing that gives the guts and organs a more malleable, tactile effect. It makes it more squidgy. More gross-out. You can disembowel Twitch by pulling the blood and innards through the zips that line both sides of the teddy carcass.

    The body and legs and head are made from specially sourced Squash-plush material. Itís a really good quality Korean fur, and it gives the teddy a convincingly mangy pelt. The Gut-plush, as we like to call it, is a stretchy thin material that squidges and bulges under your fingers. If youíve ever squidged a Japanese Barbapapa plush toy, then youíll know what we mean. And the claws that protrude from each of his four grasping paws are made of felt.

    Both of his eyes are plastic. The right hand one is bulging out and blood-shot. The left hand one is smaller and cock-eyed. His nose is also plastic. And all of his features are fully safety compliant.

    Streaked across his back thereís a tyre print painted on. The effect gives quite a realistic tyre residue. Flip him over and on his underbelly thereís an embroidered red blood splat. In the middle of this blood splat, there are a couple of embroidered organs. From what we know about Raccoon anatomy, it looks like a spleen and a kidney.
    He measures a healthy 15 inches from nose to tail, and 10 inches from outstretched paw to paw. And in the middle he flattens out to 2 inches high with the blood and guts stuffed in, and 1 inch high with them out. He weighs a piffling 2 kilos. He wonít be the first to admit it, but as his modest dimensions show he was the runt of the litter.

    The teddy bodybag is made from an translucent plastic so you can see the gore inside. It has a white zipper down the middle. And itís 14.5 inches long by 11 inches wide. With a bit of prodding and pounding, it just allows enough space for a run over raccoon.

    The toe tag is made out of recycled brown card. Itís attached to the toe with string. And thereís even a sew-in instruction label thatís crusted with blood."

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    I want Hollywood Clue!
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

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    LOL @ The Hollywood Clue. MJ, Paris, OJ...

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    hahaha!!!! I want this...

    j/k

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    I like these, the gifts that keep on giving:

    Herpes and Syphillis!


    Happy Hanukkah Honey, I gave you herpes!
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    It's official. Hollywood Clue the hard to get toy of the season! LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    I like these, the gifts that keep on giving:

    Herpes and Syphillis!


    Happy Hanukkah Honey, I gave you herpes!
    I tried to get herpes at the Mrs. Tiggywinkles in the mall but they were out. People will be getting mange, gonorrhea and the plague in their stockings though!

    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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    I want the Easy Bake Meth Lab!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    I like these, the gifts that keep on giving:

    Herpes and Syphillis!


    Happy Hanukkah Honey, I gave you herpes!
    Those crack me up! My friend has the plush one of the clap. lol!
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