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    Elite Member DontMindMe's Avatar
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    Default Don't ask Grandma silly questions

    Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for
    the answer.
    In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an
    elderly grandmother to the stand.
    He approached her and asked; 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
    She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
    since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to
    me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them
    behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
    brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
    paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
    The lawyer was stunned!
    Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs..
    Jones, do you know the defence attorney?' She again replied, 'Why, yes, I
    do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted,
    and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with
    anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to
    mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was
    your wife. Yes I know him.'
    The defence attorney almost died.
    The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice
    said: 'If either of you asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the
    electric chair.'
    President Barack Obama
    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Elite Member Honey's Avatar
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    Ha ha

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    Gold Member honeysuckle's Avatar
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    in my world they know me here


    that is cute but i could see that happening

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    Brilliant. What a great woman she is. I can't wait for some more answers from her.

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