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    People post funny things here all the time. Here's one I came up with to discourage my sister from sex when she was 16. My math may be slightly off. Enjoy!

    Whenever a man ejaculates, he releases, let's say, 300,000,000 sperm (million, people!).

    If you have sex 3 times a week, that's 9 hundred million sperm.

    If you have sex 3 times a week for a month, that's 27 BILLION SPERM!

    and it only takes one ladies...
    I child-proofed my house but they keep getting back in!

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    LOL! But these statistics are sorta frustrating to read when you've been trying with all your might to get pregnant. Like I have for months. It's like, COME on, one of you BILLIONS of spermies get off your ass and meet that egg, dammit!
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    I have two kids...both conceived on the only two occasions I drank whiskey in 5 years!
    Jack Daniels...knocks me UP every time.
    I child-proofed my house but they keep getting back in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotmommy View Post
    People post funny things here all the time. Here's one I came up with to discourage my sister from sex when she was 16. My math may be slightly off. Enjoy!

    Whenever a man ejaculates, he releases, let's say, 300,000,000 sperm (million, people!).

    If you have sex 3 times a week, that's 9 hundred million sperm.

    If you have sex 3 times a week for a month, that's 27 BILLION SPERM!

    and it only takes one ladies...
    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth, pardon the pun.

    The very idea! I've had three children ( I am a bio-mom) and I watch surgery stuff all the time on TLC while eating potato chips, but this nauseates me for some reason....ewww!

    I hope you don't mind if I steal this so I can nauseate one of my friends.

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    Thank god I'm a virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotmommy View Post
    People post funny things here all the time. Here's one I came up with to discourage my sister from sex when she was 16. My math may be slightly off. Enjoy!

    Whenever a man ejaculates, he releases, let's say, 300,000,000 sperm (million, people!).

    If you have sex 3 times a week, that's 9 hundred million sperm.

    If you have sex 3 times a week for a month, that's 27 BILLION SPERM!

    and it only takes one ladies...
    ew...just ew...takes all the romance out doesn't it...
    ...feed me now!

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    I Tell my kids, if you plan on having sex, plan on getting pregnant.
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    This makes me not want to have sex. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotmommy View Post
    I have two kids...both conceived on the only two occasions I drank whiskey in 5 years!
    Jack Daniels...knocks me UP every time.

    Damn Jack is my favorite, seeing as I drink Whiskey every weekend I don't think this rings true for me...
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Yeah, took my pill almost everyday. I may have skipped 2 or 3 in a 4 month span but doubled up as soon as I remembered. We had only had sex maybe 4 times in that period of time and here I am smuggling a watermelon. I love her though and I'm so glad it happened. I sure wasn't getting any younger.
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