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    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took him to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in his ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The veterinarian told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she could go to the store for 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in his ears once a month.

    The lady goes to the drugstore and gets some Nair. At the register, the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady responds: "I'm not using it under my arms."

    The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." The lady answers: "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."



    The druggist says: "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."





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    Lol..
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    When I received that joke in my email, I laughed my head off! It's so lame that it's funny, I think.


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    I was about to get upset-then realized it was a joke!
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    lol!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I was about to get upset-then realized it was a joke!
    Me too, I was like who the hell puts Nair on a dog? I used that shit once and I'm still scarred from the smell and the burning.
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    Hahaha!!!

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    How cute!
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