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    Talking Stupid things your co-workers have said

    Ok, so at my office there's this indian girl who, in regards to work, is pretty sharp.. but for any other type of conversation she's the biggest blonde ditz.

    below, stupid things that she's said that we've compiled:



    1) “Oh, you met someone from English?”


    2) “I want to get a pillow and stab her!”


    3) “Bon-Jovi are, like, The Beatles of North America.”


    4) (with regard to a letter opener) “Is that a fork?”


    5) (with regard to egg noodles) “Are those made with eggs?”


    6) “Yesterday I got Hepatitis A!”


    7) “I usually eat when I’m hungry.”


    8) “I think metal went in me, give me a Tetanus shot.”


    9) “I’m cold. Is it because I’m eating ice?”


    10) “This magnet doesn’t work.” (using it on plastic)


    11) “You can have my strawberry. I hate vegetables.”
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Please tell me she's only been in your country for a short time and doesn't understand the language very well.
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    Born and raised here lol
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    "What floor is level 6 on?" I shit you not.
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    must be so much fun working with her.

    Actually that would get on my nerves big time.

    The funniest thing that ever happened with a co worker was when I worked in an office and this guy that alot of people didn't like was swinging on his chair, being smug as always, and he fell, and everyone laughed. And he goes 'What? I meant to do that'.


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    I asked the records dept to make up a new file on someone.

    Guy in records says to me, "Have any of this person's details changed? Address? Date of birth?"
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    ^^^ i had to read that for a minute... LOL
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    Thats awesome! She sounds like Kelly from The Office! I actually love coworkers like this, dumb people make me laugh.
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    Grimm, your co-worker sounds like a hoot--man, I'd love to work beside someone like that--will make me laugh ALL DAY.

    Fortunately I can't think of any dumb things my current/past co-workers have said. I've been spared. However, I have some dumb questions from cruise passengers when I used to work on them:

    - What time is the midnight buffet?

    - Do these stairs go up or down?

    - What do you do with the ice sculptures after they've melted?

    - How do we know which pictures are ours? (my friend in the photo gallery would then take a hand-held mirror and put it in front of their face, I kid you not).

    When I think of more, I'll add, but the cold that's trying to come on me is impairing my memory for the mo'.
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    So...I was in a stall in the bathroom...co-worker comes into the stall next to me...what she say? Ooooo...I see Xavier's shoes...I kid you not...

    Another co-worker...luuuuvs Minnie Mouse and Mickey Mouse....co-worker says "My biggest dream is to have tea with Minnie Mouse"...I look at her...say..."You realize of course, there's a person in the costume?" She looks uncertain, hesitates...doesn't answer...
    ...feed me now!

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    Grimm, your co-worker sounds like she'd make for some great entertainment. I am amazed by the stupidity of some people.
    Quote Originally Posted by mtlebay View Post



    - Do these stairs go up or down?


    - How do we know which pictures are ours? (my friend in the photo gallery would then take a hand-held mirror and put it in front of their face, I kid you not).
    These have me cracking up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtlebay View Post

    - How do we know which pictures are ours? (my friend in the photo gallery would then take a hand-held mirror and put it in front of their face, I kid you not).
    wow, are people that stupid!?

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    Oh my god!

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    This one lady from my job gives me lots of good stories, but the best one happened about four years ago. She came into work and told this to another co-worker, but the rest of us could hear it:

    She woke up in the middle of the night and didn't have her glasses on, and she saw something on her lamp shade and couldn't tell what it was in the dark. So, she runs out of her bedroom, gets on the phone and calls the cops and tells them that there's a monster in her bedroom. The cops race over, go into her bedroom, turn on the lights, and it's a praying mantis on the lamp shade.

    She starts yelling to the cops to shoot it, and they tell her they can't kill it because it's a praying mantis and it's an endangered species. She screams that she's never heard of a praying mantis and she wants them to kill it. They still refused to kill it, so they grabbed a newspaper, put the bug on it and put it outside.

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    when i was 18 i worked in a gift shop at Sea World. There was a large group of Japanese Tourists that came to our gift shop to buy some film (insert stereotypical joke here) ...due to a language barrier, i didnt understand what one customer wanted, so my Supervisor came over, and said
    -in english- and very loudly WHAT DO YOU WANT?????
    i told her 'Darlene, they arent deaf, they dont speak english'. i got written up LOL
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