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    Little Golden Books That Never Made It"
    1. You Are Different and That's Bad
    2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
    3. Dad's New Wife Robert
    4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
    5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
    6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
    7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
    8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
    9. All Cats Go to Hell
    10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    11. Some Kittens Can Fly
    12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
    14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
    17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
    18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
    19. You Were an Accident
    20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
    22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
    23. Your Nightmares Are Real
    25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
    26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
    28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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    Sick - I love it!!!!!!!
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    The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking is my favourite for some reason, but they're all great!

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    haha
    i love these:
    3. Dad's New Wife Robert
    9. All Cats Go to Hell
    10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    19. You Were an Accident
    20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
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    I nearly peed myself!
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    LOL i love it!
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    OMG-those are hysterical!!!!

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    hahaha, they're all hilarious!

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    <The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy>

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    Dad's New Wife, Robert

    GEEEENIUS!
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

    Twisted, but it actually made me laugh out loud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertytrewq View Post
    8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

    Twisted, but it actually made me laugh out loud!
    Well, you know, George was a good little monkey, but always VERY curious...
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    3. Dad's New Wife Robert
    7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
    10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry (although, I think it should be "mommy drinks 'cause you're bad")
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    God, people are looking at me like I'm on something because i'm sitting here by myself and laughing out loud!!! My favorites are The Magic Refrigerator, Kathy's Mom, and Dad's New Wife Robert. The electrical outlet one was funny,too. Thanks

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