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    Default Ugly dresses

    I'm not sure how to post the pics...but this site is GREAT!!!

    Ugly Dress.com - Bridesmaid Dresses From Hell

    enjoy...and doesn't the chick on the page look like Gilbert Godfreid?
    I child-proofed my house but they keep getting back in!

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    Omg. Why do I somehow, against my will, LOVE the "Married in a Whorehouse" submission?



    The accompanying story:

    I used to work as a distributor of condoms. It was pretty good work for me. I am not very large and can't carry much, but I liked driving a truck for a living because it paid well and I could listen to the radio.

    One of my accounts was an Oriental Spa. I don't know what type of Oriental therapy they did there but it sure did require a LOT of condoms. They used almost as many as the machine in the gay bar.

    One day the proprietress of the oriental spa, Lim told me she was getting married. I was shocked when she asked me to be in the ceremony.

    It turns out that her husband to be was a country music kind of guy and she ran a whorehouse. They decided to have an "Old West" themed wedding so this is what I wore.

    When I drove up to the wedding everyone was staring at me. I thought it was the dress, but it turns out that no one had seen me drive anything except a big truck. I think they half expected me to arrive in it for the wedding.

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    Bumping this because I just found it and have been having a good laugh

    This one's my favorite
    More Stuff Goddammit
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    lol Lola, uh oh, i kinda like that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebagain View Post
    lol Lola, uh oh, i kinda like that one!

    I just love the line, "More stuff Goddmamnit!" because I can so hear her brain demanding it!
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    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    I love this website. This gal cracks me up.

    Ugly Cake Story

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    The cake story was my favorite too...the actual cake at the reception was just a complete mess. I loved it.

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    those poor bridesmaids!

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    That cake!

    It looks like something I'd make. Then destroy with fire.

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