If you go to Better Homes and Gardens' site and register (it's free), you can make and send free talking Hallowe'en ecards:

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I made a corny ecard yesterday, and I recorded the audio on the phone. I wasn't sure if the toll-free number would work since I live in Canada, but it did. I like vampires, so I chose a vampire background and tried to use a sinister voice as I read three jokes from this site:

VampGirl's Vampire Jokes

What did the hobo vampire say to the rich man?
"Can I put the bite on you for a free meal?"

Why didn't Dracula ever get married?
He just never found the right ghoul!

What is the favourite drink of overweight vampires?
Blood Lite!