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    gluttony confessions - My boyfriend and I are on a very tight budget at the moment and we already won't have enough food/money to last us until his next paycheck. I should be looking for a job, instead I gave a dope dealer a blow-job for an ounce of






    My husband was shitting in the bathroom once, and I really had to go myself. He wouldn't hurry up... so I ended up shitting in a plastic bag, and throwing it down the garbage chute.

    ^^^^^ Just for clarification, this is NOT me, it's from the site

    When I was a kid, I found this other kid's stash of porn magazines. I cut out all the vaginas with a pair of scissors, and posted them through his letterbox (the vaginas, not the magazines without vaginas). His mum found them. Actually, you know what? I am quite proud of that. I think that's pretty funny. Maybe that's my confessino though... that I'm still proud of doing that.

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    For the second time in six months, a boy has stopped talking to me right after we have oral sex. I keep thinking it's my blowjob skills. But maybe I just pick the wrong guys.



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    ^^^ I think the site is no longer accepting confessions. Bah... and I had so many juicy ones!!!!

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    i have been on this site for a long time now (to ashamed to say how long) and i can not stop reading these some of them i agree with and i thought i was a bad person because i had those feelings. but now i know i am just human.

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    I like this one. I like them all. Crazy.

    My friend pisses me off so much. She's a fat, stupid slag and whenever she gets drunk she picks broken glass of the floor and cuts her arms, she doesnt care who is watching. What a stupid fuck I hate her I hate her I hate her. If I could stab her and no one would find out I'd fuckin do it. Cut her fat belly off haha.


    My friend???!

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    Heehee! Yeah, some of the confessions are really quite dark!!! ^^^

    How about this one:

    Usually when I pee in the dorm bathroom I don't flush. I say it's to conserve water, but I know the next person in there will just waste the water anyway to fix my mess. I flush after anything else, though. I'm not a monster.

    Or this one (found in the Sloth section when it should have been in Anger):

    im lazy and i've got a lot of anger in me but i couldnt be bother to click on the anger section so im tellin it here


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    Here in Oz we are actively encouraged not to flush after only a pee. We have a water crisis so the slogan is "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down". No worries mate!
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    Today I got in a road rage incident with a fat old man. He kept giving me the finger and motioning for me to suck his dick. I'm just a 130 lb girl but I was ready to get out and kick his ass. I was looking for something to break his window with but the light turned green. The bastard is lucky I didn't have a gun or his brains would be all over the intersection. For everyone's future knowledge, looks can be decieving, be careful who you mess with. I don't give a damn if you're a 300 pound man, I'll at least attempt to kick your ass.


    lol my kind of girl...

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    i giggled at this one:
    I like to fart in the bathtub & pretend I'm in a jet boat.

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    Why do chicks always pretend to be horny as hell at the beginning of relationships and then just let it go? Do you think we're not going to notice that we're not getting laid anymore? Next time at least do me the favour of not getting increasingly jealous as you become less and less sexual... it's a rather unattractive combination.
    Yeah, I agree. The "I don't feel like fucking you anymore but I'll kill you if you even think about fucking someone else" would get my goat,too.

    My girlfriend and I have taken a "step back" from our relationship in order to maintain sanity and our mutual sobriety, however, every time I see her I still want her so desperately and I think of her all day long. This is really difficult for me, allowing some space especially when I am so completely head over heels for her, but at the same time, there is nothing I wouldn't do for her, even if it makes me insane to do it. God, I love this woman so much I can barely stand it.
    For some reason I thought that was heartbreakingly sweet.

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    What about Post Secret, ya'll!?!?!

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    I'm not bulimic... I prefer the term anorexic with weak willpower and a guilty conscience.

    I know it isn't supposed to be laughed at but this really cracked me up .... is it ok if I've had an eating disorder?

    here's another: I love bacon ranch dressing. My husband caught me pouring it into my mouth. He hates me.
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    This is great! I've spent way too much time reading it tho!

    I love furry porn, even though I make fun of furries. Even more than that, I like porn where the women have lots of body hair, especially armpit hair. Also midget porn. I'd probably like amputee porn too if there was more of it.



    Wait, here's another one that made me chuckle...

    Once at my a distant relative's house I was in the bathroom taking a piss. After I was done washing my hands I saw that there was some of his wife dark blond pubic hair in the garbage can next to the toilet. I picked it up and sniffed it.

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    I am addicted to reading gluttony confessions. I can read them and look down on you all for being so gross. It makes me feel superior even though I am a fat pig too. At least I don't smoke my brain cells away.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    When I was 5 or 6 I was eating a snickers bar on the toilet and using the bathroom. When I wiped my ass I must have gotten some on my hand. When I looked at it I didnt know if it was chocolate or crap. So I ate it anyway.

    why the hell did I go to the website, I can't leave now!!
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    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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