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    Smile Junior school children writing about the sea

    1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6)
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    > 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
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    > 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all
    > round you, you are incontinent.( Wayne age 7)
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    > 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
    > She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
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    > 5) A dolphin breaths through an arshole on the top of its head. (Billy age
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    > 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
    > crabs.(Millie age 6)
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    > 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
    > ocean.. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to
    > make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
    > beans.(William age 7)
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    > 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do
    > mermaids get pregnant?(Helen age 6)
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    > 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming
    > and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just
    > got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.(Amy age 6)
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    > 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you
    > a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to
    > plug themselves into chargers.
    > (Christopher age 7)
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    > 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
    > small.(Kevin age 6)
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    > 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go
    > down alone, so they have to go down on each other.(Becky age 8)
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    > 13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
    > very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her
    > fanny.(Julie age 7).


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    Those are cute.

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    Thiose are so cute. Thanks Moohg.

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    Hehe

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    Too cute..!

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    Are you sure those are not written by a few adult celebrities?

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    11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
    > small


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    thanks for the giggle

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