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    >> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    >>
    >> The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
    >> human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
    >> small.
    >>
    >> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
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    >> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
    >> it was physically impossible.
    >>
    >> The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
    >>
    >> The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    >>
    >> The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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    >> A nursery teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were
    >> drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
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    >> As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
    >> the drawing was.
    >>
    >> The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
    >>
    >> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
    >>
    >> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
    >> "They will in a minute."

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    >> A school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and
    >> six year olds.
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    >> After explaining the commandment to "honour thy Father and thy Mother,"
    >> she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
    >> brothers and sisters?"
    >>
    >> Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
    >> "Thou shall not kill."
    >>
    >>

    >> The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
    >> persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
    >>
    >> "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
    >> and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
    >> doctor.'
    >>
    >> A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,
    >> she's dead."
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    >> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
    >> make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
    >> the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
    >> face."
    >>
    >> "Yes," the class said.
    >>
    >> "Then why is it that while I a m standing upright in the ordinary
    >> position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
    >>
    >> A little fellow shouted, "Cos your feet ain't empty."
    >>
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    >> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
    >> school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
    >> The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
    >>
    >> "Take only ONE. God is watching."
    >>
    >> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
    >> large pile of chocolate chip biscuits.
    >>
    >> A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
    >> apples."



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    LOL! The first one is too funny. I love it.

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    Lol.

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    ^Hey we're all of the sweet variety.

    I love these things from kids.
    Into the sunrise. The sunset is sad to me….it only means the night is coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetPea View Post
    ^Hey we're all of the sweet variety.
    It's a very good variety. Lol.

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