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    Dear Walter:
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    >I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
    >husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
    >few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car
    >shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
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    >When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of
    >the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he >was
    >wearing my make up.
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    >I am 32, my husband is 34 and we hav e been married for twelve years. >When
    >I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie
    >because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about >the
    >make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for
    >six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
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    >He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling
    >increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever >since
    >I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel >I
    >can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
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    >Sincerely,
    >Mrs. Sheila Usk
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    >Dear Sheila:
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    >A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    >variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
    >debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
    >the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
    >solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, >causing
    >low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
    >
    >Walter

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    ^ Lol, what a great advice-giver is Walter.

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    ...stop it will ya....i am dying here....HELP!!

    Thats soooooo funny.THX

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    Love this!!!
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    Walter rules.

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    Hahahaha!
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    Omg

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    Jeez, I can't stop laughing........
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    I showed this to MrAO and he can't see the problem............... [rolls eyes]
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    I could walk straight out of a relationship where the guys behave like this "advice columnist" and I have. More than once. Not only is he emotionally stunted, he thinks he is clever - which he is not.

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    Lol,that,s funny
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    Hi effie! Good to see you! Glad you survived those fires. That was really heartbreaking for so many people.

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    That was funny, but I'm sorry to see we won't be having a serious discussion about cross-dressing

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    lol!

    as for the cross-dressing, i hear more straight men than we think are into wearing their wives'/girlfriends' clothes in private. as long as that's all it is, it's a pretty harmless little fetish...
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