PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
Message Reuters, June 25, 2007
PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford, Texas -- An unexpected flood early this morning tragically destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House attempted to call FEMA, but there was no answer.