A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend.
They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings; she picks up the receiver.
- "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called ...really?? That's wonderful!!! I am so happy for you!! That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks, okay. Bye."
She hangs up the telephone.
- "Who was that?" - her lover asks.
- "Oh," she replies "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having with you on his fishing trip."