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    Gold Member DevilDoll2025's Avatar
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    Default What Are Cats And Dogs

    What is a Cat?

    1. Cats do what they want.
    2. They rarely listen to you.
    3. They're totally unpredictable.
    4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
    5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
    7. They're moody.
    8. They leave hair everywhere.

    CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

    What is a Dog?

    1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

    2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

    3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

    4. They growl when they are not happy.

    5. When you want to play, they want to play.

    6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

    7. They leave their toys everywhere.

    8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

    9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

    CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

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    this is so true lol
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    Elite Member Honey's Avatar
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    Very funny

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    Funny! Especially the kiss part... kinda reminds me of my ex...
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