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    Meet Anna Clifford. The 25-year-old Tennessee woman was arrested by Memphis police in March 2007 on a drunk driving rap after a Breathalyzer test showed her blood alcohol content to be .10, above the state maximum of .08. Nothing special there. But the bust of Clifford is notable for the view she afforded Shelby County sheriff's deputies when posing for the below mug shot.





    I wonder if Paris' hair will look like this once she's released?

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    Too bad I'm not her lawyer, I could totally get her off. First off, she coudn't possibly have been driving. What car do you know that has enough headroom to fit that hair.? Its a set up, the cops framed her.

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    Good thinking Grey.
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    ROFLMAO...what do you say about something like that?



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    Nevermind. Answered my own question.
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    Always wondered how punks manage to keep their hair straight up like that.
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    a box full'o hairspray and gel.. seems like a shit load of effort for people who supposedly don't care what they look like.
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    i think it would look better if it were all blonde.....just saying

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    well i have a few I'd like to share that I've collected from Oregon

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    How many birds do you reckon she's freaked out with that?

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    lol... I was wondering what type of car she was driving, thats one big hairdo. I have also heard that punks use egg whites/eggs to keep their hair up like that. I would think that it would start to smell after awhile.
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    I have incredibly thick, heavy hair that doesn't like to hold any kind of fussy style (curls will fall in under an hour no matter what you to do to them, it's THAT heavy). But I was a punky teen who insisted on wearing my hair spiked to defy gravity in the back, the only thing that worked for me was hair glue, but I know of people w/mohawks that use a combo of actual Elmers' Glue and, I believe, gelatin. Usually they'll set it and then leave it up for as many days as possible, it isn't a daily effort or anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blissfullyunaware View Post
    lol... I was wondering what type of car she was driving, thats one big hairdo. I have also heard that punks use egg whites/eggs to keep their hair up like that. I would think that it would start to smell after awhile.
    That would only add to the allure!

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