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    uummm omg; i stumbed upon this by accident i swear! I typed in a random phrase (I got caught) onto blingo to try and win something you know and this popped up! NSFW in white:
    We Got Caught!!

    Yeah, my brother and I got caught! Seriously! We've been having sex for years, and we've always been so careful!

    Yesterday morning Mum and Dad were getting dressed to go out and my brother Matthew and I were excited about that, because we hadn't had an opportunity to make loud love for weeks!

    We often sleep together by sneaking into each other's bed after lights out, but we've got to be really quiet because our Mum and Dad are in the next room. It's only when they're both out at the same time that we can call out and make sounds. That's what we call "loud love"!

    So when we heard the front door shut, and heard the car drive away, we flung off our clothes and got into bed. We started cuddling and kissing, and licking and sucking, and getting into all sorts of positions. By the time I was on my back with my legs wrapped around my brother's bum, all the sheets and blankets were on the floor.

    Matthew slid his penis into me slowly, and I was calling out all sorts of things. "Fuck me, my darling brother. Fuck your little sister! Get me pregnant! Do me, you great strong giant of a man!"

    You'd think that after years of fucking my brother, I'd be bored by it, but I'm not. Each time is really exciting and sexy, just because it's my brother. God I love that boy! If I had my choice of every young man in the world, I'd choose him! Even when he walks towards me, it's erotic!

    I started thrusting my pelvis up towards him, while he was thrusting down on me in perfect rhythm. I could tell my climax was going to be a really big one, probably because we hadn't had loud sex for so long.

    Then my brother got excited by my approaching climax, and I could tell he was going to climax any second, too. Then I noticed my Mum standing in the bedroom doorway!!! Argghh, no!

    She had heard all the calling out and had come to see what all the fuss was about! She said "Oh my God!" and started walking towards us. Matthew was still pumping away. I said "Mum! What the fuck are you doing home?" and my face turned white with shock!

    Matthew turned his head to look at Mum, with a look of astonishment and shock, but kept pumping my vagina vigorously, because he was right on the brink of climax, and couldn't stop. Mum said "I had no idea you two did this!"

    Matthew yelled "Urgh! Uragh! Agh! Argh! Ngah! OOOhhh! OOh! Oh!" and Mum patted him on the head and gave a wry smile. I clung to my brother, with my arms and legs wrapped around him, as if to reassure him it was alright.

    "Oh Mum!" I said, gasping, as my brother lay on top of me. "What are you doing here? I thought you went out!"

    Mum said "At the front door, I remembered something important I had to do, and came back to do it, and I'm glad I did! How long have you two been doing this?"

    I said "How many years has it been, Matthew? Do you remember?"

    Matthew groaned "No".

    I said "All our lives, Mum! We were playing intimate games when we were little and it led into sex when we were very young."

    "My goodness, you can keep a secret well, can't you!" said Mum. "I had no idea!"

    I said "Why aren't you shouting, Mum? I thought you'd be furious!"

    Mum sat on the bed. Matthew turned his head to look at her, with a puzzled look on his face. Mum sitting there calmly, while we were both naked and my brother still had his penis deep inside my vagina, was the last thing we expected this morning.

    "There's a reason why I'm not upset about this, my darlings. I've been meaning to tell you a secret of mine, but I was waiting till I thought you were old enough. But since you can keep a secret so well, and since you're having incest yourselves, it's obvious that now is the right time."

    Matthew withdrew from me and lay next to me on his side with his arm around me. I put my hand on his arm, and we both listened to Mum.

    "When I was a little girl, I loved my brother, as sisters do, and he loved me. But we weren't as sexually repressed as other children, and we often had sex, just like you're doing."

    "We kept it secret, and when we started going through high school, we dreamed about getting a place of our own one day."

    Mum picked up a blanket from the floor and gently put it over us. "In my final year of high school, I got pregnant, and by the time I graduated, it was pretty obvious. My brother and I got a place of our own, and we soon had a beautiful little boy. That was followed the next year, by a beautiful little girl."

    I gasped as I realised what she was saying "So... you're telling us that Dad is your brother??" My head was spinning! Mum nodded "Yes, he is. We've never been married, of course."

    "Holy fucking tornadoes!" I exclaimed.

    "I can see why you'd be shocked" Mum said. "But you can see why I'm not against incest, can't you. I think it's the most wonderful thing in the world!"

    "Oh Mum!" I exclaimed, and sat up and hugged her. "This is the most wonderful news I've ever heard!" Matthew joined in the hug too. We were so relieved that we weren't in trouble.

    Mum called Dad on her mobile. She said "Dear, are you driving?"

    He said "No, I'm sitting in a coffee-shop in the mall."

    So Mum said "I was just wondering if you'd like to buy a double bed for the kids, while you're there?"

    I could hear Dad scream "Wha-at?" on the other end of the phone.

    Mum said "Yes. Yes, they have. They've been doing it all their precious little lives!" Then Mum and Dad laughed and laughed, and that evening, my brother and I had a beautiful big warm comfy double bed to sleep in together, from then on. Long live incest!


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    I cant see anything in the box.
    My goal is to be happy with my life.

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    You have to highlight it.

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    Alice! This can't be true! Someone is having us on-they'd be idiots by now! That would be double-double-eeeeeehhhhhhhhhh! YUK.
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    I know its pretty sick and twisted; i cant believe i even saw that!

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    Not only is it fiction, it's very bad fiction, and I do mean stylistically as opposed to ethically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post
    Not only is it fiction, it's very bad fiction, and I do mean stylistically as opposed to ethically.
    Thats what I think-a bad writer with an awful plot no publisher would accept!
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    Don't know about plot per se-improve the writing and flesh it out, and you've got a VC Andrews novel.

    Or a Jerry Springer episode.

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    F*#king twisted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post
    Not only is it fiction, it's very bad fiction, and I do mean stylistically as opposed to ethically.
    yeah really! who uses the word "vagina" anymore?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aella View Post
    You have to highlight it.
    LOL, I'm an idiot.Thanks

    I read it. I really think it's sick and sounds made up too.
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