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    Default The Hormone Warning:

    THE HORMONE WARNING:

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
    man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
    This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in
    the wallet of every husband or boyfriend.

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's my pay packet.
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

    13 Things PMS Stands For

    1. Pass My Shotgun
    2. Psychotic Mood Shift
    3. Perpetual Munching Spree
    4. Puffy Mid-Section
    5. People Make me Sick
    6. Provide Me with Sweets
    7. Pardon My Sobbing
    8. Pimples May Surface
    9. Pass My Sweatpants
    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
    11. Plainly; Men Suck
    12. Pack My Stuff
    And my favourite one...
    13. Potential Murder Suspect


    Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
    laugh! Or men who need a warning


    And remember:

    Money talks.... But Chocolate sings
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    Default Re: The Hormone Warning:

    lmao

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    DAMNIT! You beat me to posting this! My mom just sent this to me yesterday and I thought it would be funny to post here..

    I need some more chocolate.

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    DAMNIT! You beat me to posting this!
    By two years!
    If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

    - Kahlil Gibran

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    lol...love it!
    Love ya,
    Dara

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tati View Post
    By two years!


    SJ you funny girl

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    13. Potential Murder Suspect
    So true...

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    I've always heard: Putting up with Men's Shit!
    My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex

    "I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin

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    lol...funny

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