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    Default A dildo for Fido

    When Your Leg Isn't Available






    This picture is self-explanatory. It's a dildo for a dog, basically. A dogdo. It's for the dog owner that's sick of getting dog spunk all over their Levis.

    Gizmodo explains:

    Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

    It kind of takes the intimacy away. I kind of like those moments in the dark with my dog. I'm joking! It's usually in the middle of the day!

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    This is a rather smart idea, though I've never had a dog allowed to hump my leg.
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    lol the things people come up with.

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    I'd be scared to clean it.

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    OMG!

    Do dogs still do that if they've been castrated though? If not, why don't owners just get them done? It's kinder all round surely, unless you plan to them from them.

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    Lol
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    Yeah - get your freakin' dog castrated instead.
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    Bizarre. Knowing a friend of mine, he'd have a go too.

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    How many times would you have to have had dog spunk all over your Levis to come up with idea? That's all I'm asking.

    Hump, hump, hump, splooge. "Jesus, I wish there was something else my dog could hump instead of my leg. Sure am tired of him ruining my jeans." Ding ding ding - lightbulb!

    And how would you explain this to your friends and family?

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    I worked at a stud farm many years ago. The horse version of this was an absolute nightmare to clean. I can not imagine having this for a pet.

    Get the damn dog neutered.
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    Some might be forgetting that there are dog breeders out there that need their dogs intact

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    Nah- you don't need a dummy to collect semen from a dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zorbeet View Post
    Nah- you don't need a dummy to collect semen from a dog.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!...no, I meant some dogs aren't fixed because they belong to breeders.

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    Can you imagine the late night infomercials for this thing? You know how they always have the dumbest people doing the dumbest shit on those infomercials to make the product seem like such a life saver.

    I can just see some guy with splooge all over his leg and the Debbie Downer ala SNL horn music being played to his "Oh man!" face - wha, wha, wha!

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