I wish I had a dIck just to pee in it.
I wish I'd thought of that!
Buying is a profound pleasure. Simone De Beauvoir
An EM is like a Scientologist - Unhinged and Unbelievable - Now shutup and place your hands on my EM-Meter
Do I vaguely recall that those urinals are/were in a Virgin airlines lounge somewhere? That Richard Branson - the original publicity whore but it's earned him billions so Go Dick!
I've never liked lesbianism - it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
Dame Edna Everage
Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.
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Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
I think i'd lose the urge.
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