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    Default Oprah vs. Tom Cruise = Who Wins?

    I place my bets on Oprah because she's big, looks strong, and can crack him with a 'Oh no you di-n't!'



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    Oprah! She will beat that bitch down!

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    Looks like Tom got the best of her.
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    No one will ever be more powerful than The Oprah, for The Oprah knows The Secret about Tom.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    I wanna back Oprah, but Tom will win.

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    Oprah would go the big powerful haymakers, but no finesse, If she hit the right spot, it would be over in seconds. Buuuuut Tom - in and under working the body (could be a biter and scratcher), one headbutt to her knee, and its all over.

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