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Old November 10th, 2005, 10:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Ezzay fo' shizzle

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

Warning: foul language. But hey, he still passed!
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Old November 10th, 2005, 10:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hmm....for the sake of our education system, I am going to say that is not real. Not that a kid wouldn't write that, but hopefully because a teacher wouldn't grade such a paper accordingly. And because that's some pretty shitty handwriting she had at the end.
On another note---it was educational, I had no clue the Greeks were responsible for giving us anal sex!
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Old November 10th, 2005, 12:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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And anal lube!

And Dr Dre was inspired by them.
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Old November 10th, 2005, 01:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh, Lawd. Wait till PB sees this.
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Old November 10th, 2005, 01:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This is page 3.
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Old November 10th, 2005, 03:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol... that was great.

I looked into it... on rayd.org, they posted it, and in the comments section, there is a guy claiming to be the guy that wrote the paper. Who knows.

http://www.rayd.org/index.php?p=19
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Old November 10th, 2005, 03:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I couldnt read the "red" page. Hope I didnt miss anything important.
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Old November 10th, 2005, 06:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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This is supposed to be a real English paper? I doubt a real English teacher would write the comment "Page is to big" and misspell the word "too."
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Old November 10th, 2005, 06:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Well the guy claims that the teacher is old and senile... lol.
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Old November 10th, 2005, 06:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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^^^ oh great! lol In that case, I would have loved to hear the after class discussion about the paper. What a joke! haha
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Old November 10th, 2005, 06:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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fer the love of god, the "marking" red pen text is about as bad as my handwriting.. it's also very MALe handwriting.

The teacher also spelled 'edited' wrong, so its not a teachers handwriting.
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Old November 10th, 2005, 06:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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omg i gotta stop looking at shit like this at work, i'm laughing uncontrollably in the middle of a quiet office!!
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Old November 10th, 2005, 06:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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OMG He sited Tubgirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone its our fave website/pic eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this guy officially rules
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Old November 10th, 2005, 07:47 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Oh my god, that was hilarious! I love the works he cited, how it wasn't even specific!
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Old November 10th, 2005, 10:09 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I kno i'm gonna print it out and show to people
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