I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!
Friday, February 16, 2007
Naked buttocks can predict future, claims a blind German psychic
Naked buttocks can predict future, claims a blind German psychic. He says he can read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.
Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's buttocks have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny.
"The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told Reuters. "It goes on developing throughout your life."
By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a client's naked buttocks, he says he can tell them about their future monetary success, family life, health and happiness.
He says lines representing success, career and artistic ability extend inwards from the outer extremities of the buttocks, while a further five lines radiate outwards.
Buck, who lives in the northern village of Meldorf, northwest of Hamburg, says all types come to him to have their bottoms read.He sees his blindness as a great asset, not least because it means customers do not risk having their identities revealed, Reuters reports.
"All sorts come, from cleaning ladies and secretaries to prominent members of the community. For them, my being blind is an advantage because I can do it without recognizing them again in the future." Buck has been blind since the age of three.
"An apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life," he said. "A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth."
He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock groping might be motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's futures.
Tracked the story back to 2002:
Blind Psychic Feels Buttocks To Tell Future
Blind Psychic Feels Buttocks To Tell Future - Local News
A blind psychic claims he can read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks, according to a Local 6 News report.
Ulf Buck, 39, is a German clairvoyant who claims a person's backside has lines that allow him to predict anything from financial fortune and family life to health and happiness.
One client said that "a lot" of what he heard is true. Buck also said that he correctly predicted a soap opera actress in Germany was going to write a book.
Links have pictures of him "probing" people's futures.