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    Default Children's pageant performances

    Good for a few giggles and it makes me long for (ugh) Celine Dion.

    YouTube - Child Beauty Pageant Girl does Celine Dion

    YouTube - Little Mr. Houston Pageant 2006

    YouTube - Swan Brooner - Do you wanna dance?

    YouTube - Child Beauty Pageant Girl does Liza Minelli

    This one is memorable for the mighty, mighty mullet sported by a contestant and the very swishy gay man dancing - YouTube - little miss sunshine v's living dolls

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    Lovely! They are so special.................

    Were those vid clips taken by the token Pedo at the back of the hall?
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    They are cute but I think it's kind of sad for kids to be exposed like this... Swan Brooner got sad eyes and I wonder why....

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    this reminds me of a dog show i sincerely hope these kids grow up ok and don't take their pageantry too seriously.
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    LOL. THe best part is when it scans over the crowd- a mixture of obvious pedophiles, parents who are crying because their child's performance is just so "powerful," and siblings or relatives who obviously got dragged into coming and are trying to hide their laughter.

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    I did also find some extremely creepy video collages of Swan Brooner and Jon Benet Ramsey and other child beauty queens that looks like weasel whipping material for pedos. Not posting those links here.

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    The comments on those YouTube clips are funny/revealing too. Either gushing pageant moms saying "aren't they cute" to bitter, jealous fatties like us who think the whole thing is obscene.
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    My only regret in life is that I did not paint up my daughter like a whore when she was 5 & drag her to cheap hotels all over this great nation of ours, and make her dance for the beautiful people.

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    Oh..that's just so sad...Stupid moms have nothing better to do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleuth View Post
    this reminds me of a dog show i sincerely hope these kids grow up ok and don't take their pageantry too seriously.
    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    LOL. THe best part is when it scans over the crowd- a mixture of obvious pedophiles, parents who are crying because their child's performance is just so "powerful," and siblings or relatives who obviously got dragged into coming and are trying to hide their laughter.

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    I like the idea of pageants, if it keeps them occupied with something other than videogames or coloring on the wall but some parents definately take it too far. An obscene amount of make-up on a four year old child isn't nessacary.
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