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    Default Working the numbers

    A friend of fine sent me this one. I thought it was funny.

    Don't know if I can teach this in my 4th grade math class, but I found it
    interesting enough to pass on to you...

    This equation should be taught in all math classes!

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?
    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who
    say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where
    someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up
    100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J! K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 1819 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+1+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
    Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
    Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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    Default Re: Working the numbers

    Haha Great, thats going on to my colleagues!
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
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    Default Re: Working the numbers

    Copied that and e-mailed to all my buddies! I love it!!

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