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    Default Test for Dementia ??

    > Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
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    > Let's find out just how clever you really are.
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    > Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

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    > You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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    > Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
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    > Try not to screw up in the next question.
    > To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

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    > If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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    > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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    > You're not very good at this! Are you?

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    > Third Question:

    > Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
    > Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

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    > Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

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    > Scroll down for answer.

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    > Did you get 5000?

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    > The correct answer is actually 4100.
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    > Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
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    > Fourth Question:
    > Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
    > What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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    > Answer: Nunu?
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    > NO! Of course not.
    > Her name is Mary. Read the question again

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    > Okay, now the bonus round:

    > There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

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    > Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

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    > He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

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    > KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
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    > SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    Default Re: Test for Dementia ??

    I seriously got none right.

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    Default Re: Test for Dementia ??

    The 4100 question got me, even after I'd done it like 20 times I was still getting 5000, I think the calculator was just lying to me!!!
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    Default Re: Test for Dementia ??

    I am way demented-I did not get one right answer!
    And I so thought I had that # question!

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    Default Re: Test for Dementia ??

    Aaaaaah. I get the number thing now!

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