Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 56

Thread: Insane Bride Posse

  1. #1
    SVZ
    SVZ is offline
    Do fish have boogers? SVZ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Venus
    Posts
    1,000,003,609

    Default Insane Bride Posse

    http://www.break.com/index/bride_fre..._her_hair.html

    "It's worse "

    This woman is insane!

  2. #2
    A*O
    A*O is offline
    Friend of Gossip Rocks! A*O's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Being Paula
    Posts
    30,300

    Default

    I LOVE the way the bridesmaids are laughing at the psycho bitch. Note to any GR Bridezillas out there, if you don't like your hair speak nicely to the stylist and she might be able to fix it, or not
    I've never liked lesbianism - it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
    Dame Edna Everage

    Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.

  3. #3
    SVZ
    SVZ is offline
    Do fish have boogers? SVZ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Venus
    Posts
    1,000,003,609

    Default

    I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!! lol

    "get the champagne, get the champagne!"

  4. #4
    Hit By Ban Bus! UndercoverGator's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Now with ADD added goodness!
    Posts
    6,601

    Default

    Clearly she needs something stronger than champagne at that point, like librium or klonopin and a straightjacket.

  5. #5
    Elite Member Aella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Greece
    Posts
    8,899

    Default

    LMAO! That's excellent!

    And yes, I hope that champagne's laced with horse tranquilisers.

  6. #6
    Elite Member DeChayz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    New Jersey
    Posts
    5,503

    Default Bride Flips Out

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10VmJ-8XGA4&eurl

    Shit, her poor husband

    And I love how her bridesmaids are just laughing at her the whole time. Crazy broad

  7. #7
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    11,682

    Default

    I'm on her side. It's her freaking wedding day and her hair turned out like totally freaking CRAP.

    I've known plenty of women this has happened to, including me. Many stylists seriously have a schadenfreude problem and should be fired. They love to make you look bad and get paid for it. I never go to stylists anymore. Everyone thinks I do though.

    She was on a deadline, had very little time, it looked horrible and there were people buzzing around. And the friend getting off on her freakout? Bitch.

    She will need serious meds though if she ever has children.

    P.S. Are you a man?!

  8. #8
    Elite Member DeChayz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    New Jersey
    Posts
    5,503

    Default

    Lol, no I am very much female - just not completely unhinged. C'mon, she's flipping out over her hair - it's not even bad enough where its unfixable, it just need some tweaking. Her friend is trying to help her fix it and she's throwing herself on the floor and shreiking like a 4-year-old throwing a tantrum. I would've laughed at her too - or at least slapped her to snap her out of it. The Shirley Temple comment was pretty unnecessary though.
    And chopping it off? Yeah, that's a totally understandable reaction. That'll fix it. I do hope she didn't pay the bitch that "styled" it though.

    Whoops, just saw this was already posted - my first double thread in 2 years, not bad.

  9. #9
    ANC
    ANC is offline
    Silver Member ANC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Alabama
    Posts
    335

    Default

    I think it's totally fake.
    Too many idiots, not enough villages.

  10. #10
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    11,682

    Default

    Oh no, that wasn't fake. Trust me. I've seen worse on other people. I melted down like that when my beautiful dog was hit by a fast-moving SUV and died instantly. I'm sure a lot of people in here have had meltdowns. It's just not something you talk about much or necessarily admit. And yes, I think hair is a bona fide reason to lose it on your wedding day. Her hair looked like shit. I wouldn't go as far as she did by cutting it off, though.

  11. #11
    Elite Member darksithbunny's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    14,137

    Default

    I started watching a bunch of different ones but this one was pretty funny. You know it is fake but funny.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eb8Eo7BrT0

  12. #12
    A*O
    A*O is offline
    Friend of Gossip Rocks! A*O's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Being Paula
    Posts
    30,300

    Default

    If you have a hair style you don't like, wedding day or not, hacking away at it with a pair of scissors isn't going to fix it. Calmly ask the person who did it to try again. Her hair looked like it had just had the curlers in it and hadn't yet been combed and set. OR she should have found a pic of the style she wanted and discussed it with the stylist well in advance. Bridezillas micro-manage every single fucking detail of 'Their Day' and I'd say making sure the hair stylist knew exactly what was expected was important enough to even do a 'trial run' a few days/weeks beforehand so everyone is clear.

    Like all Bridezillas I don't think the hair was the issue here, it was a minor glitch that sent her over the edge after weeks and months of obsessing about a fucking wedding.
    I've never liked lesbianism - it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
    Dame Edna Everage

    Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.

  13. #13
    Hit By Ban Bus! pacific breeze's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    in the wild blue yonder
    Posts
    15,479

    Default

    Agreed. I knew pretty much what I wanted and my niece added a few of her own creative touches. The result was great.

    This woman went right off the dial -- I can't believe her friends couldn't talk her down. I would have been drinking champagne right from the bottle at that point. Gator is right, she needed heavy meds, or a good slap to stem the hysteria.

  14. #14
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    11,682

    Default

    There was more going on with this bride than just the hair. Lots more.

  15. #15
    A*O
    A*O is offline
    Friend of Gossip Rocks! A*O's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Being Paula
    Posts
    30,300

    Default

    "Jodie, Kevin will still love you no matter what your hair looks like"

    Erm, no he won't...................... I give this one 18 months tops.

    All she had to do was comb the rats nest out and pin it up. It would have been fine. Actually, I think she walked out of the salon before the stylist had even finished. I heard the names Esther and Susanna? in there. Oh scary, a JAP Bridezilla.
    I've never liked lesbianism - it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
    Dame Edna Everage

    Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.

Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 35
    Last Post: August 23rd, 2006, 04:27 PM
  2. Insane cat terrorizes small town
    By Grimmlok in forum Pets and Animals
    Replies: 28
    Last Post: March 30th, 2006, 03:22 PM
  3. 911 Dad says Bush has 'gone insane'
    By buttmunch in forum U.S. Politics and Issues
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: February 22nd, 2006, 03:00 AM
  4. Madonna's insane belt
    By ourmaninBusan in forum Famous Style
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: December 10th, 2005, 11:53 PM
  5. Insane Bat Mitzvah
    By buttmunch in forum News
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: December 1st, 2005, 05:29 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •