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    Add together the costs of each thing that you've done. How bad were you?

    Smoked pot - $10
    Did acid - $5
    Ever had sex at church - $25
    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you - $40
    Had sex with someone on MySpace - $25
    Had sex for money - $100
    Vandalized something - $20
    Had sex on your parents' bed - $10
    Beat up someone - $20
    Been jumped - $10
    Crossed dressed - $10
    Given money to stripper - $25
    Been in love with a stripper - $20
    Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - $0.10
    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work - $15
    Ever drive drunk - $20
    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - $50
    Used toys while having sex - $30
    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - $20
    Went skinny dipping - $5
    Had sex in a pool - $20
    Kissed someone of the same sex - $10
    Had sex with someone of the same sex - $20
    Cheated on your significant other - $10
    Masturbated - $10
    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend - $20
    Done oral - $5
    Got oral - $5
    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving - $25
    Stole something - $10
    Had sex with someone in jail - $25
    Made a nasty home video - $15
    Had a threesome - $50
    Had sex in the wild - $20
    Been in the same room while someone was having sex - $25
    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars - $20
    Had sex with someone 10 years older - $20
    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 - $25
    Been in love with two people or more at the same time - $50
    Said you love someone but didn't mean it - $25
    Went streaking - $5
    Went streaking in broad daylight - $15
    Been arrested - $5
    Spent time in jail - $15
    Peed in the pool - $0.50
    Played spin the bottle - $5
    Done something you regret - $20
    Had sex with your best friend - $20
    Had sex with someone you work with at work - $25
    Had anal sex - $80
    Lied to your mate - $5
    Lied to your mate about the sex being good - $25

    Grand total:
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    I got $285.20

    Hmph. I wish my score was higher.

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    I love how the only way you can explain that your total has change in it is to either admit that you kissed someone whose name you did not know or peed in the pool

    My score was $310.50...grew up with a pool and I am sure that I peed in it once or twice.
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    uh, 400.50

    i'm going to add again cause that seems awfully high... i'm not that bad.
    never mind. i counted again and the total was higher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    uh, 400.50

    i'm going to add again cause that seems awfully high... i'm not that bad.
    never mind. i counted again and the total was higher.
    I was at over 300 about halfway down the list so I'm stopping. I don't want to know... I'm old, I was wild so the total would be outrageous.

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    $345.60...eek!
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    $320 - but I'm British so I'm converting to sterling...which is roughly 175 - yeah, that's not so bad!
    Curiouser and curiouser...

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    390.6... Who's never peed in the pool when they were young lol. I wonder why pot is 10 and acid is 5... Acid is worse than smoking a joint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator View Post
    I was at over 300 about halfway down the list so I'm stopping. I don't want to know... I'm old, I was wild so the total would be outrageous.
    LOL I'm old too, and I was half wild and the total would still be outrageous!

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    I thought my score looked off, so I did the calculations on the computer rather than in my head...420.10. Slightly better.

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    Same here. I looked at the rest of the list when I broke $400 and quit. I'll have lots to remember when I finally hit the home.

    This reminds me of Dear Abby's Troubled Teenager quiz. Have to google to see if that gem is still out there. Could not find it. We had to put our final score on a sheet of paper in high school home economics class. It was a riot.
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    HMM... 610.6

    Not *that* high..
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    615,2. Of course I have peed in a pool as a kid!

    Why does smoking pot score more points than doing acid? And why does being arrested only score 5 points?

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    i suck at math. i counted three times and every time the total just got higher. the last was 460 so fuck it, i'm stopping counts.
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    $365.50... not too bad.
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