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    Talking A Love Letter

    I will seek and find you . . .

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache,
    shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
    finished with you.

    And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

    All my love,

    The Flu

    Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

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    Funny!

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    I was getting turned on reading that!!
    No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry
    G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF - Would you like to buy a vowel??

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    ^^hehe--my panties are a little moist--

    And yes..my mind is always in the gutter!

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