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    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
    very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
    staring.
    He replies : "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
    you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1) you have to
    be single and 2) you must be Catholic."
    The cab driver is very excited and says, " Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
    "Ok" the nun says. " pull into the next alley. "
    The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a
    hooker blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
    crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
    "Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married
    and I'm Jewish."
    The nun says, "That's ok. My name's Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
    party."

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    I wasn't expecting that.
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    Omfg, I love it. I'm gonna be sending that one out in my email.
    Value the future on a timescale longer than your own. -Richard Dawkins

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    cool, i will have to tell a friend of mine, she will love thaty one...

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