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    Talking Funny quotes from The Edge

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    "It's vile. It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction."

    -- Ex-Rep. Mark Foley, in 1998,
    on Bill Clinton

    (St. Petersburg Times)


    "I can't feel my face."

    -- Christopher Huang of Arlington, Texas, after swallowing 53 jalapeño peppers in eight minutes at the Jalapeño Eating World Champion-ship at the State Fair of Texas. Richard LeFevre, a 62-year-old retired accountant from Nevada, won the event by eating 247 peppers.

    (The Associated Press)


    "I'm not, like, that smart."

    -- Paris Hilton


    "So there I was, walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly, from completely out of nowhere... WHAM! George Michael and Andrew Ridgely showed up."



    "Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon."

    -- Unattributed


    "I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am."

    -- Monty Python

    (from the album, "Matching Tie and Handkerchief")


    "I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, 'Do you have any fire- arms with you?' I said, 'What do you need?'"

    -- Steven Wright


    "A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big."

    -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

    (from "This Side of Paradise")


    "I think I know how to get my dog to stop eating poop. All
    I need to do is somehow find a way to make it taste bad."

    -- Sebastian Pivnicka



    "Lord, w@ fools dEz mortals B."

    -- Zay N. Smith of The Chicago Sun-Times, on the British Department of Education's announcement that it plans to teach Shakespeare in text messaging so children can better relate to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    "Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon."

    -- Unattributed
    I can agree on this piece of advice!
    (Actually I sleep well past noon. Noon is too early.)

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