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    Plastic Surgery In Texas

    Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
    surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic
    surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I
    reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for
    the Queen of England."

    One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
    legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
    medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
    who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
    traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass
    and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the...........
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