Plastic Surgery In Texas
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic
surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for
the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass
and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the...........
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