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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married
    to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    transcontinental train.
    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
    sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
    quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
    the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
    pretend that we're married."
    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
    "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
    After a moment of silence, he farted

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    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
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    Hahaha! So true to life
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