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    Default Ten things you don't know about women

    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    --Sinclair Lewis

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    Let us deny Esquire the revenue from our visit, shall we...?

    1. If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do
    is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves,
    you are in big trouble.

    2. When you tell us about a business lunch you had with a woman,
    it's a good idea to tell us that she's fat, ugly, old, or a lesbian.
    Preferably all of them.

    3. PMS is real. It's chemical, and it sucks. If someone told you that
    every thirty days you were going to get jacked repeatedly in the nuts,
    you'd be pissy around day twenty-six, too.

    4. When we say, "I don't feel connected," the only appropriate response
    is, "I feel it, too. Let's go out for a nice dinner and reconnect." Try it.
    You will get laid.

    5. If you can locate the following items in our hometape, casserole
    dish, Christmas ornamentsyou will get laid.

    6. If you act excited about the bath mat we bought at Target, you
    will get laid.

    7. We really want to have kids. That is, until you want to have kids.
    Then: "Hey, slow down. What about my career? It's my body. I'm not
    just a depository for your sperm, you know. Fuck off. Wait, come back.
    I'm sorry about that. It's sweet you want to have kids. Let's talk about
    it in a year."

    8. You know what's really gay? Football. Instead of watching it, just
    have sex with another dude once a year. Get it all out of your system
    at once.

    9. We can make a "celebrity safe list" if you want. But I am way more
    likely to get Patrick Dempsey to fuck me in a bathroom than you are
    to get Lindsay Lohan to suck you off in your car.

    10. Okay, wait. Maybe not Lindsay Lohan. But you know what I mean.

    Jenna Fischer stars in NBC's The Office and in the upcoming
    figure-skating comedy Blades of Glory.
    Jenna Fischer. I thought it was Jenna Jameson.

    ♫` ∴|| ~∞≠∝ ♫♪ $ -4C

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    8. You know what's really gay? Football. Instead of watching it, just
    have sex with another dude once a year. Get it all out of your system
    at once.
    HELL TO THE YES! *unf unf unf*
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Let us deny Esquire the revenue from our visit, shall we...?
    Actually, I like the video with the cast from THe Office.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    --Sinclair Lewis

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    Hehe I like these, my husband should have this taped to his desk at work or something.
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

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    10. Okay, wait. Maybe not Lindsay Lohan. But you know what I mean.


    My favorite part, of course.

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    cool list..i like number four

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    haha. that's so true about lindsay lohan.

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    , that was good.

    I've seen another thing though called what men know about women, and it was;


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    10. they have vagina's.


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