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    Exclamation 7.5 metre long Fingernails!

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2015171.html


    nice hair lady!

    Lee Redmond, 65, from Utah, qualified for entry in the 2007 edition after her nails reached a combined length of 7.5 metres.

    She's going to have them all removed - by laser - on November 22 this year.

    Mrs Redmond treats her nails daily with warm olive oil and nail hardener and says she can do most household chores without a problem, including shaving her husband. ( oh isn't that lovely. )
    ^ those are so not cute


    Also making the new edition of the record book is 16-year-old Aaron Studham, from Massachussetts, who boasts a 53 cm high mohican.
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    Those nails bring to mind so many questions of a practical nature that, now that I think about it, are probably better left unasked. So I'll just say yikes.
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    LOL ^^ like how do you wipe your arse after you poop?

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    LastLook was right. That was better left unasked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    LOL ^^ like how do you wipe your arse after you poop?

    Seriously, how would she do that?

    Maybe she gets her husband to wipe for her??

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    Eww, they're so brown!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    Seriously, how would she do that?

    Maybe she gets her husband to wipe for her??
    Sumo wrestlers can't reach their own ass cuz they are so big, they get their assistants to do it...
    ETA: I heard that assistants use chopsticks to hold the toilet paper and to wipe...Ew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    Sumo wrestlers can't reach their own ass cuz they are so big, they get their assistants to do it...
    ETA: I heard that assistants use chopsticks to hold the toilet paper and to wipe...Ew.
    I wonder what that job pays?

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    ^^Sadly, probably not a lot. I have a lot of question for that woman! LOL. Good thing she is probably way past her monthly! Scared to think of placement of a persnal hygiene product!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    Sumo wrestlers can't reach their own ass cuz they are so big, they get their assistants to do it...
    ETA: I heard that assistants use chopsticks to hold the toilet paper and to wipe...Ew.
    When my father was in a persistant vegetative state I sometimes cleaned him up and found that polyurethane gloves and lots of wipes did the trick.

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    She looks thin. Probably too much trouble to eat anything.
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    You know, cut mohawk boy's hair off, give his beard a trim and he'd be fuckalicious.
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    You're right. He's fucking hot. I mean it, I'm not just trying to redeem myself from the bush thread. lol.
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    I saw this woman on TV the other day as she is in the UK for something or other. She was showing how she could do really quite fiddly things like doing up small buttons - she sort of uses the side of her fingers. She is getting the nails lasered off because her husband is ill and she needs to look after him.
    A big boy did it and ran away.

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    Lasered?? Why not cut off?

    Edited to add: I was trying to find out why and found this
    http://www.nailpassion.com/famousftnx/louisehollis.jpg
    Last edited by twitchy; October 1st, 2006 at 09:37 PM.

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