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    Default This will freak Alice out

    Re: Vampires. We all know that vampires can only survive by drinking human blood. If each vampire finds a victim (who then also becomes a vampire) say, once a month, did you know that after only 2.5years everyone on the whole planet would be a vampire?? And then all the vampires would die of starvation because they don't drink each other's blood, although I think they can survive on the odd rat, so then we'd have a world full of vampire rates too!!!
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    Wink are there other Alice's on this board?!







    ....I don't get it

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    Um, I was told that there would be no math on this board.
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    HAHAHAHAHAH ahahahahaha ^ omg Lobes

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    I'll save you all!!!

    With logic.

    Depends on the vampire lore you follow......

    The 'Dracula' type involves the requirement to taste of the vampires blood in order to become vampire ( repeated in Anne Rice Vamp lore )

    By Buffy vamp lore then this is true.

    The Straight out bite and become one rule is more Werewolf, but you need to survive the bite to become a WW. The same rule would apply to the 'Vamp world' concept - the vamps would need to leave the victim alive.
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    Oh shit, now look what I've started..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    although I think they can survive on the odd rat, so then we'd have a world full of vampire rates too!!!
    Run Gidget Run for your life!!!

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    But what if a vampire bites a werewolf? Is he now a vampire?

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    Is anyone going to take into consideration the fact that vampires do not actually exist?

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    Oh Gawd - go and sit with Alice in the I Don't Get It corner immediately
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    No I was kidding, I understand it completely. I really do need to get the hang of these smilies.

    Is this better?

    Is anyone going to take into consideration the fact that vampires do not actually exist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    But what if a vampire bites a werewolf? Is he now a vampire?
    Then you have the hybrid like Scott Speedman-isn't that his name? In Underworld...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldFingers View Post
    Is anyone going to take into consideration the fact that vampires do not actually exist?
    DUH!
    yes they do!!
    my mom's best friend's hairdresser's son's daughter-in-law was the gynocologist of a vampire
    so there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland
    my mom's best friend's hairdresser's son's daughter-in-law was the gynocologist of a vampire
    I'm concerned over what kind of gynecological issues a vampire would have.

    Vampire clap? Undead herpes? Blood sucking genital warts?

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