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    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
    While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
    husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her
    here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
    would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
    wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
    only $150?"
    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
    and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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    That's worse than the golfer one.

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    There are twenty of them.

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