Heh, I got this in my email and got a little chuckle out of it:

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead;
just get it right out of the way. Then, you wake up in a senior care
facility and start feeling better every day. After that, you get
kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
and when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day As
you work 40 years, you then become young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally"
promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities. Then, you become a
baby with no cares whatsoever. You spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room
service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...you
finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way