Yes, it's time for another scoop from our...
Steamin' heap o' FACTS
Cell phones are dirtier than toilet seats.
Spiders scream during sex.
There have been 638 attempts on Fidel Castro's life.
There have been 55 films made since 1960 that feature an evil albino.
Denmark is the happiest country in the world.
Prehistoric man sometimes used hair gel.
Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi's favorite Elvis song is "I Want You, I Need You, I Love You."
The world's oldest surviving condom dates back to 1640.
In the 1950s, the dog that played Lassie made $5,000 a week.
An adult human head weighs about 12 pounds, as much as an average bowling ball.
During the American Revolution, patriotic brides wore red dresses to symbolize rebellion.
Queen Latifah once worked at Burger King.
Babe Ruth once ate 12 hot dogs between games of a doubleheader.
On May 1, 1986, Hans Klieber of Berlin stuffed 13 ounces of limburger cheese into his nostrils in less than a minute.
Bernard Clemmens of London once managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 minutes and 42 seconds.
Blackbeard was a better pirate than Captain Kidd.
We genuinely believe all steamin' facts in today's heap are true -- though we're confident you'll tell us if you think we're wrong. Our sources include: The Guardian (U.K.); "Quick Takes" by Zay N. Smith, Chicago Sun-Times; Reuters; Harper's; Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader; "Zobmondo" by Randy Horn; Weird But True World Records; "The Pirate Hunter: The True Story of Captain Kidd" by Richard Zacks