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    Default Tasteless, awful jokes

    Come on, everyone's got at least one!


    Q: What is the difference between a children's hospital and an ISIS stronghold?

    A: I don't care. I just fly the drone.
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    Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

    A: Keep the tip!

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    Whats the hardest part of eating vegetables?

    The wheelchair.
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    if you're so incensed that you can't fly your penis in public take it up with your state, arrange a nude protest, go and be the rosa parks of cocks or something - witchcurlgirl

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    i almost felt guilty clicking like on those jokes... almost
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    Why don't Cubans take baths?

    Because they wash up on shore.
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    Q: What's the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

    A: Getting cancer.
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    Did you know the shuttle Challenger astronauts all had blue eyes? one blew this way, one blew that way...
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    What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
    they both get clubbed by angry norwegians

    What is the definition of making love?
    something a woman does while a man fucks her
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    I remember being a child and lying awake on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa Claus to come...

    ... and then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
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    Why did the Heaven's Gate cult commit suicide?
    Just trying to keep up with the Joneses
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    Did you know the shuttle Challenger astronauts all had blue eyes? one blew this way, one blew that way...
    I was told that tne song "Dust in the Wind" was dedicated to this.
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    The one I remember reading about the Challenger:

    What were the teacher's last words?

    -What does this button do?
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    What if Superman is psychotic and everyone can see that he's Clark Kent but they just play along not to set him off?

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    Daddy,hurry..Granny is cold.
    Never mind,son.Eat the potatoes..
    (i am not allowed to joke in the presence of one particular friend after sharing this joke)
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    Since I'm a blonde, I tend to collect these:

    What do you give a blonde who has everything?

    Penicillin.
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