saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour
said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think
I've forgotten this before
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
fire in your back garden
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.
SOME GREAT QUESTIONS
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?