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    saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour
    said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of
    meat?

    Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think
    I've forgotten this before


    UNIVERSAL TRUTHS

    Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

    At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

    You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
    fire in your back garden

    You never know where to look when eating a banana.

    You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

    Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

    Old ladies can eat more than you think.

    Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
    their arm broken by a swan.


    SOME GREAT QUESTIONS

    Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?

    Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
    centuries' have a 'use by' date?

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    Default Re: Funny Yet True

    "Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?"

    What? I do!

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    You never know where to look when eating a banana.

    Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
    omg sooooooo TRUE!

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
    GOOD QUESTION! gawd who came up w/ these!?
    Last edited by AliceInWonderland; August 16th, 2006 at 11:38 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Default Re: Funny Yet True

    I can put mascara on without mouth open too. I have to. If hubby sees my mouth like that........he will want to insert his brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    If hubby sees my mouth like that........he will want to insert his brain.
    If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

    - Kahlil Gibran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerissa View Post
    "Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?"

    What? I do!
    me too what a lie!!

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