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    Elite Member SammysMom's Avatar
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    Default The Two Holes

    A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became
    confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
    playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her
    if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and
    you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."

    He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing
    happened; and he approached her again with the same request. She said, "I'm on
    the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
    Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

    He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady
    sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady The
    bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

    He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your
    help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also.
    What do you sell?"

    She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh." "No, I won't."

    "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."

    With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said, "See I
    knew you would laugh."

    "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for
    Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"

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    Default Re: The Two Holes

    Cute! Hehehe.
    If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

    - Kahlil Gibran

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    Elite Member sprynkles's Avatar
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    LOL! Too cute!

    Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~Bitter
    Can we interest you in Leann Rimes? She has a nice little cadre of fans you'd probably enjoy.~ Pecan Pie

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    Puhahaha! Tampax? Preparation H? Two holes? LMAO! I get it!
    Rock the fuck on!

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