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Thread: 19-inch Penis Man Prison Guards Tormented Me ... They Called Me Anaconda

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    Default 19-inch Penis Man Prison Guards Tormented Me ... They Called Me Anaconda

    First off, who believes this shit? There is no way in hell that thing is real.

    When he starts hitting himself in the face it grossed me out however.
    Who thinks this is real?
    Sorry if this is somewhere else on the board. I swear i checked. I love the nickname...hahaaa.





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    Maybe Mo or one of the other GR guys can weigh in here, but would it be "torture" to be nicknamed "Anaconda" after an abnormally large penis? I would think "Mealworm" would be far more traumatic...
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    How can they think anyone could believe this? What's the little black box for? He's such a prude he doesn't want us to see his pea sized balls.

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    My granny had something similar by the front door to keep out drafts.
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    What is it covered with??? It looks like a damned muppet.

    In theory, this could be true. There was a photo article with a teen who had an enormous club-like peen who had it surgically fixed....it could never fit in a human vagina. That person's face was blacked out for identity protection.
    So I imagine there are other peen outliers.
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    Heheeheee well, this is just one of those things that i'd have to see it to believe it i guess! LOL!

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    I once saw a muscle guy on some porn website, he had a massive penis, obviously injected with something. Can't recall his name tho.

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    Obviously his massive dick keeps him from cleaning. I am a size queen, but his filthy home would not be worth the effort.
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