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    Default My favorite new tumblr page - Things My Dick Does

    This site is definitely NSFW but it had me cracking up

    Things My Dick Does

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    Well he certainly is an entertaining dick! And ok...is it a real peen?? Or like a prop?

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    ah jeez, clever but I could probably have done without the jizz pics! Unless I was in a porny mood, that is...
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    I know, it's...creative...but still feels gross. I don't ever want to see dick pics, aesthetically it does nothing for me. Unless it's going in me, no thanks.
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    Oh, little Mr Dick is so cute..hahaha. .. wait what?

    He needs to lay off the booze though, he doesn't handle it very well .. and i'm fascinated by his new toy.. and am glad to see he uses and enjoys his 'bodysuit' , good boy Mr Dick

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    That was hilarious!

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    The pictures are funny and oddly cute. the commentary sucks though, which is too bad. It's a good idea, should have been funnier.
    also, as usual with porn or dick pics, am distracted by what's going on in the background and the fact that this guy never seems to close his closet door. and open closets (or drawers) drive me crazy.
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    Ha! Love this.
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    OMG can't believe i looked at that! hahaaaaaaaa

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