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    Default The "Sex Selfie Stick"

    The 'sex selfie stick' lets you FaceTime the inside of a vagina





    he device offers the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals



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    Monday 02 March 2015

    Further proof that the sole goal of mankind is now to take selfies absolutely everywhere possible, a vibrator that can video capture an orgasm from its epicentre has been invented.

    The nightmarish love child of an endoscopy and a vibrator, the 'Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator' allows for a new level of explicitness in amateur sex tapes.
    Footage taken can be uploaded to PC or smartphone and the device also syncs with FaceTime, offering the unprecedented opportunity to be on the phone with someone's genitals.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/the-sex-selfie-stick-lets-you-facetime-the-inside-of-a-vagina-10080436.html

    There is video at the link but I didn't watch it (ew) so not sure if it is NSFW.



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    Seriously? Why?
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    surprised Kim didn't do this first.
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    I.am.too.old.for.this.shit.

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    Wait...what?

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    Next time someone hacks celebrity iphones....

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    I'm curious as to how much difference there would be visually between having this thing in your vag and just having it in your closed hand. I can't imagine the image would look noticeably different. Not curious enough to test the theory though
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    surprised Kim didn't do this first.
    She did. But while she was testing hers, it fell in and no one's been able to find it.
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    It better have one hell of a flash.
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